Scott: I Got Called Pansexual In Walmart Guys.

stiles: That’s it! You’re all grounded. boyd, no erica for you; derek, no stiles for you; erica, no boyd for you.

erica: Aw, c'mon!

stiles: *Points to isaac* No shopping for you. And… *Looks at peter* Oh my God, is there anything that you love?

peter: Revenge.

stiles: Then no vengeance for you.

peter: I was gonna say ‘I’ll get you for this’, but I guess that’s off the table.

teacher: scott, can you tell us why there are rings on saturn?

scott: because god liked it, and he put a ring on it?

teacher: saturn was not a single lady!!!

stiles: not anymore, *stiles and scott high five*

me: *laughs at the mention of sex while reading an assigned book in class*

also me: *can read a 30k smut fanfic with a straight face*

Just imagine Theo sulking while wearing a cardboard Burger King crown.

You’re welcome~

Sheriff Stilinski: *hand cuffing Isaac*

Isaac: My safe word is pineapple juice.

Scott: It really is Sheriff.

Sheriff: I don't want to know any of that!

Isaac: What we get really competitive when we play Uno.

Sheriff: You have a safe word for Uno?!

Scott: Yeah, why else would we have one?

Sheriff: You two are idiots.

spn + random tumblr text posts part 2 (part 1)

Liam: we can’t just kill him!

Theo: not with that attitude, we can’t

Malia: Do you ever hear those voices in your head anymore?

Theo: Sometimes.

Malia: What do they say?

Theo: Sometimes they make plans to murder everyone within a ten foot radius. Other times they remind me to pick up chips for Liam because Liam likes chips.

Stiles: sorry, but my wolf ate my homework

Y/N, quietly: tasted terrible

Y/N: definitely wasn’t worth those five dollars

I did it,I finally figured out who's the gay cousin in the puppy pack...... everyone

The whole teen wolf fandom