Just Imagine Theo Sulking While Wearing A Cardboard Burger King Crown.

This is unnecessarily accurate

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Julian: This plan will require using Kit’s greatest strength.

Kit: What, my hair? My eyes?

Julian: Your obnoxious personality.

Theo: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Liam: *glancing furtively around* What the hell?

Theo: *sees Scott nearby* Oh, sorry, my bad.

Theo, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Liam, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

isaac in the group chat at three am: yall think lava would taste spicy?

boyd: isaac please don't eat lava

stiles: try it and let us know

erica: actually since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty

isaac: thank you so fucking much erica you understand me like no one else

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Daniel Sharman ph. Emily Knecht (2020)

Liam: You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos

Nolan: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard

Stiles : But what if I die tomorrow & never eat any nachos??

Theo : Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day!!

Theo[about Liam]: I am asking for your permission to marry your beta

Scott: What is this? The dark ages? Of course you ca-

Stiles: No.

stiles: That’s it! You’re all grounded. boyd, no erica for you; derek, no stiles for you; erica, no boyd for you.

erica: Aw, c'mon!

stiles: *Points to isaac* No shopping for you. And… *Looks at peter* Oh my God, is there anything that you love?

peter: Revenge.

stiles: Then no vengeance for you.

peter: I was gonna say ‘I’ll get you for this’, but I guess that’s off the table.