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This has over a million notes at the time I’m reblogging what are y’all good?

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

Remembering the post about how it’s normal for this generation to have two completely different conversations at once while talking to one friend about how WP must stand for Whore Piss and another about how I’ve almost lost several friends to depression.

barbie & the diamond castle. this is just concept art (?) but i MIGHT redraw some scenes later or something :D

beeduo are the main characters (except /p)

tommy is melody, a muse apprentice guy who beeduo must protect so wilbur can't be evil and stuff

wilbur is a muse & the villain, he's looking for tommy so he can get the key to the diamond castle

techno & phil are also muses but they're turned stone for like 4/5 of the story so they're just kind of there

the muses all have their own patron gods because i want to make a joke abt it

it also ties into why wilbur became a villain & why he betrayed phil & techno

philza has a flute. a phlute. fluteza. ranboo has a tambourine (a ranbourine). tubbo has a ukulele & tommy has a melodica or something

(also the instruments were heavily referenced except for the flute because I'm not learning how string instruments work for a barbie au abt minecraft streamers)

Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About

If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim

If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere

There is an Anti-Tarrasque.

Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.

If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.

Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that

Lazer guns exist, they're just shy

If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain

There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly

every dog owner’s worst nightmare

He sees all

bye

yall, please reblog and share this post because i am seeing more and more people taking road trips instead of flying. which i understand cause it’s cheaper and and safer cause of rona but i want you guys to stay safe.

IF YOU ARE A PERSON OF COLOR AND/OR LGBTQ DRIVING THROUGHT GEORGIA, DO NOT STOP IN CUMMING, GA. DO NOT STOP IN FORSYTH COUNTY, GA PERIOD. 

yes it’s a sundown town but don’t even stop there during the day. that place is full of hate and white supremacy. there are numerous stories in the news about this place with black people going missing, beaten, and murdered. this town has been like this since the early 1900s and nothing has changed. please avoid it if you can.