Queerest-frog-of-the-dirt - Sproigles

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

Cry

kenk

k i’m going to put my face into a sink of cold water then i’m going to eat some salt and i’ll see if i function after 

i love ponyo. it’s just like “yeah here’s this bizarro wizard who used to be human but is now amphibious and trying to bring about the apocalypse via elixirs and such who’s married to a gigantic powerful sea goddess who seems charmed by humanity but also doesnt care enough about them to stop her husband from trying to annihilate them. anyway, ignore all that: one of their goldfish children has a crush on a human boy!” and they were right

you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

hnggg... pleas...oshawott with hard hat ...hngg..ty

OSHAwott lol

just a heads-up for those of you (like me) who have triggers surrounding animal harm/death, PETA has released a youtube ad with sounds of owls screaming in agony and goes into graphic descriptions of ‘mutilation’ and death. it’s unskippable. 

if you see a black screen with audiowaves on it or hear owls/johns hopkins, get out of there

Here’s a Health to the Company (Youtube link)

I’m not even halfway through Critical Role Campaign 2, and already a new story is starting. I’ve grown incredibly attached to these characters already, and their pirate arc has been a fun mess of so many emotions. What better way to deal with that than sea shanties? 

(As I said, I’m on episode 45, so please don’t comment/tag with spoilers for the sake of myself and others.)