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barbie & the diamond castle. this is just concept art (?) but i MIGHT redraw some scenes later or something :D

beeduo are the main characters (except /p)

tommy is melody, a muse apprentice guy who beeduo must protect so wilbur can't be evil and stuff

wilbur is a muse & the villain, he's looking for tommy so he can get the key to the diamond castle

techno & phil are also muses but they're turned stone for like 4/5 of the story so they're just kind of there

the muses all have their own patron gods because i want to make a joke abt it

it also ties into why wilbur became a villain & why he betrayed phil & techno

philza has a flute. a phlute. fluteza. ranboo has a tambourine (a ranbourine). tubbo has a ukulele & tommy has a melodica or something

(also the instruments were heavily referenced except for the flute because I'm not learning how string instruments work for a barbie au abt minecraft streamers)

I like going on these rambles in my head and I talk about things going on currently in my life in past tense like I’m telling a store to somebody in the future and it makes everything feel just a little bit better

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

One day soon I'm going to log on to this app and my whole dash will be crabs and that's how I'll find out the queen died

k i’m going to put my face into a sink of cold water then i’m going to eat some salt and i’ll see if i function after 

no one has ever said it this bluntly before, but they must know what they are talking about because of their very cool sunglasses

Also, RE Ty Lee's favorite vegetable being mushrooms; apparently fungi were indeed classified as plants until the 1960s irl. There are people still alive that remember when fungi were veggies, not strange organisms that are more closely related to us than they are to anything in the plant kingdom.

I think you meant to say “when fungi were considered veggies” but I love the implication that mushrooms used to be vegetables up until the 1960s when they simply decided not to be

Hey, so one alternative to testosterone injections I don't see talked about nearly enough is pellets. I see a lot about topical testosterone, but it's not always super viable for a lot of us. I was on the patch for several months and I keep a small stock of patches in case I'm not able to get my pellets on time, but they always gave me horrific rashes and I sweat so much they usually fall off after a couple of hours. And the gel risks being transferred to pets and kids and such.

Pellets do involve needles, but you aren't going to see them. You're usually lying on your stomach while the doctor implants them in your ass or upper thigh. If you have a good doctor, they'll tell you what they're doing or have a distracting conversation depending on what you need.

And they're great if you're like me and remembering your meds is difficult. You go to the doctor once every three months, you then take it easy for a day or two so the incision can heal, and then you just get to forget about it until it's time for another dose. Because it's a steady slow release over the course of a few months, you don't really get peaks and slumps the way you would with other doses (unless you're on the wrong dose or timetable, but that's something you figure out with your doctor through blood tests and the like).

It's not just an alternative to injections, it's just super convenient. And depending on your health insurance, it may be cheaper than other methods too. (I'm on MassHealth, meaning all medications have a $3.75 copay. But because it's an in-office procedure I'm able to waive that copay and get my hormones for free, no questions asked.)

It's also super easy to microdose if that's what you want to do because of the fact that they're a bunch of small-dose pellets rather than a single implant. And there's no removal either - they just dissolve under your skin to release the testosterone.

I feel like more transmascs need to be aware of the multitude of HRT options available to us because we're constantly being told about injections and occasionally gel or patches and that's it.

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You guys really can't coordinate a kung pow penis huh. You've tried twice now