K I’m Going To Put My Face Into A Sink Of Cold Water Then I’m Going To Eat Some Salt And I’ll See

If somebody is one year younger than me then they are a youth, a baby, a fetus. And if they’re one year older then they are a grandparent, a dinosaur, bones.

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..

I don’t know shit about miraculous ladybug but when the cat boy likes the bug girl and the bug girl likes the cat boy but pining but also superhero’s I get emotions

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ok fuck it

every single person who reblogs this will get a picture of a possum in their inbox, loosely based on the vibes i get from your blog

(as long as you have asks or submissions on tho)

Bees Dice Set // Crystal Maggie on Etsy

Is anybody who had a crush of Roderick Heffley still straight and/or cisgender? No? Thought so

You have the power to make anything true just by saying it. You are very careful with what you say. However, the world is still in chaos because you tend to talk when you sleep.

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Reblog and put in the tags if you’re better at tolerating hot or cold temperatures.

I don't believe deals with the devil are real because I have yet to see someone walking around as an anthropomorphic neon wolf