Your Daily Dose Of Cat Memes

Six of Crows characters as Brooklyn-99 quotes

Matthias:

Nina:

Inej:

Kaz:

Jesper:

Wylan:

Honorable Mention:

The Yule ball

Imagine at the Yule ball 2015 some muggleborn puts on WATCH ME (now watch me whip) and all the purebloods just stand there like what the f***??! And then all the muggleborns just take over the dance floor and just (perfectly synchronised) dances and sing along. And all purebloods and teachers just stand there totally confused, because seriously WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

Cultures that endorse modesty and cultures that endorse hypersexualization are the *same* thing. Both define female sexuality by how it relates to the male gaze. In both cases the female body exists as an ornament either to be kept carefully hidden or put on display. Neither is an empowering feminist achievement. 

im tired of being mean its bad for my health i want to be nice now so no one be stupid ever again so i dont have to be mean to you

Happy: “Kid–,”

Peter, looking absolutely betrayed: “Were you ever going to tell me?”

Happy: “I didn’t mean to lie to you, I swear. I thought you knew.”

Peter, dramatic as hell: “Five years.”

Happy: “Peter–,”

Peter: “I spent five years believing that your god-given name was Happy Hogan.”

Happy: “—I’ll buy you ice cream or something, anything, just please don’t cry—,”

Peter, already tearing up: “I don’t even know who you are anymore, Harold.”

Wylan: Synonyms are weird because if I invite you to my cottage in the forest that sounds nice and cosy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you are going to die.

Nina: My favourite is explaining the difference between a ‘butt dial’ and a 'booty call’.

Kaz: It’s called connotations.

Jesper: Try this one for size - “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned” versus “Sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty”.

Matthias: Language is now banned.

He’s my best mate. He’s my companion.

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