Wylan: Synonyms are weird because if I invite you to my cottage in the forest that sounds nice and cosy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you are going to die.
Nina: My favourite is explaining the difference between a ‘butt dial’ and a 'booty call’.
Kaz: It’s called connotations.
Jesper: Try this one for size - “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned” versus “Sorry Daddy, I’ve been naughty”.
Matthias: Language is now banned.
Harry: Come on!
Ron: What?
Harry: You heard what Hagrid said. Follow the spiders.
Ron: They're heading to the dark forest!
Harry: (stares at him and continue on walking)
Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be 'follow the butterflies'?
Vhalla: You always look so unapproachable.
Aldrik: And yet, here you are.
HE SIGNED IT - GOD
me then (young, naive): i dont swear because there are better choices to make with my vocabulary
me now (older, wiser): I am master of all the words, and fuck is the best one
say it fucking louder
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Trauma didn't make me nice, I consciously made me nice because I don't want anyone else to suffer like I did. Trauma didn't make me strong, I made me strong. Don't you dare ever tell me my trauma made me anything but scared, broken, and confused. Don't give credit to the abusers for me being a good person. They didn't make me good, I made myself good.
thinking about how cassius must have reacted when he found out kosamaras made annaleigh unable to see him and think he was nothing more than an illusion
If u ever wanna hit on me pls be obvious I am stupid.