An Octopus Will Become A Fleshy If Shown Tentacle Porn And Have Been Proven To Be Aroused By The Tentacle

is a song about a necromancer rising someones will to live from the dead

What if Medusas pubes where snakes too like she could eat herself out

Sometimes my mind is *blows bubbles into a glass of milk* and other times it's *stares off into distance waiting for 1 singular thought to occur* could be both at once

If it's army green, navy blue, and some people say maroon is Navy red we can then take that trend and say mustard yellow is Navy yellow and what ever the orange and purple colors of army are, are army those since this naming scheme seen to be secondary colors are army and primary colors are navy. Because of this I say the tertiary colors are marine.

Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

if ur ace/aro/aroace and have no idea what the heck ur doing slap that mf reblog button

It's so weird getting a new follower on tumblr it's like

Whoa who brought you to this cursed corner of the site