Person: How Are You

Everytime you watch family related porn or call your partner "daddy or mommy" your just proving Sigmund Freud right and that's just ain't it right that, I ain't taking the L that is Freud winning.

one of these days I'm going to have my ears pierced and on that day I will wear hula hoops as "my hoops" I hope on that day I get the chance to take them off and hand them to a friend just to show a bitch what's real

Sometimes my mind is *blows bubbles into a glass of milk* and other times it's *stares off into distance waiting for 1 singular thought to occur* could be both at once

my username may be putinsactualbigdick but nowadays its all about the putussy y'know

Who gave Nick the right to make patrick so thiccccccc

Graduating high school as year 2020 is like

*constant over looming dread that spring break is over next week*

when youve been graduated for like 6 months and going to college for 5

Spiciness is just BDSM diet and you can't tell me otherwise

could you imagine if there was just like "comedic" commentary from a disembodied voice in porn like two peeps just be fuck'n and you just hear *shlap shlap shlap* they aren't the only thing cumming tonight *shlap shlap shlap* so are many tears as I cry myself to sleep from the crushing loneliness *shlap shlap shlap*