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An octopus will become a fleshy if shown tentacle porn and have been proven to be aroused by the tentacle porn after which will try to fuck humans instead of other octopussies

Sad your friends are being rounded up like the terrorists they are?

Did you know that

Antifa isnt an organization, its a shortening of the term anti-fascist, and antifa "members" are just normal people who dont want the USA, the "freest country in the world" to be like Nazi Germany or Mussolini's Italy, with massive crackdowns on freedom of speech and assembly

The United States does not have a domestic terror statute, otherwise plenty of your right wing friends, associates, and mass shooter idols would get slapped with terror charges.

Events now are remarkably similar to Hitler's rise to power, with these unidentified "secret police" doing the exact same thing as the Gestapo, minus searching for jewish people

You would have been a member of the nazi party, and you would have had no problems with the holocaust either, because they "deserved it" by not being good obediant puppets of the state.

But then again, people like you don't care about facts or history.

i’m curious. in the tags let me know a media property that lowers your opinion of somebody’s tastes when you find out they enjoy it, not because it’s genuinely harmful but because it sucks. bonus points if you explain why

gay as fuck for a guy to be left handed to be honest. why do you need that sort of dexterity? to unbutton other men’s shirts?

Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

The lyrics "she wears short shorts, I wear t-shirts" suggest that she is Mikey Mousing it, while Taylor is over hear Winnie the poohing it. Both of which aren't appropriate for being the cheer captain or in the bleachers

if your ghost and your zombie body fall in love postmortem does that qualify as incest or just overly complicated masturbation

Graduating high school as year 2020 is like

*constant over looming dread that spring break is over next week*

when youve been graduated for like 6 months and going to college for 5

Here's this side of the conversation just in case anyone wants to read the whole thing. I'm glad that @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow and I could have a good civil conversation and agree that this is a problem that has multiple sides and problems. When you have a civil conversation like this you can come to a more mutual agreement and understand each other's points and ideas. I'm most glad that my user name wasn't pointed out or asked about since it's basically just a big joke.

Serious congrats to @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow for actually being a civilized person with a nice blend of opinions and facts in a political post

You go, @gonna-feel-that-tomorrow

I like to micro dose hyper fixations like having a one night stand with them but those one there *looks to a dark corner with some scurrying creatures inside* they can stay ill macrodose them all the time