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@strex-and-the-city

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

It's so weird getting a new follower on tumblr it's like

Whoa who brought you to this cursed corner of the site

You know I'm always thinking why can't I get my tumblr to look like I want it but then I'll eventually learn that the way I'm imagining is old tumblr so I kinda can't

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

Sad your friends are being rounded up like the terrorists they are?

Did you know that

Antifa isnt an organization, its a shortening of the term anti-fascist, and antifa "members" are just normal people who dont want the USA, the "freest country in the world" to be like Nazi Germany or Mussolini's Italy, with massive crackdowns on freedom of speech and assembly

The United States does not have a domestic terror statute, otherwise plenty of your right wing friends, associates, and mass shooter idols would get slapped with terror charges.

Events now are remarkably similar to Hitler's rise to power, with these unidentified "secret police" doing the exact same thing as the Gestapo, minus searching for jewish people

You would have been a member of the nazi party, and you would have had no problems with the holocaust either, because they "deserved it" by not being good obediant puppets of the state.

But then again, people like you don't care about facts or history.

Scene: two friends having a conversation in a living room

Fr1(rob): you know what they don't tell you enough growing up?

*enter random 3rd dude stage left*

Fr3(george) DUDE, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Fr2(Dickard) :yeah dude, not even once