“Moooom! …can You Get My Toy For Me?” (via Qoolove520)

is a song about a necromancer rising someones will to live from the dead

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

OG johnny Johnny yASSSS

I am SO happy Johnny Johnny is trending because now I can share my absolute FAVORITE version in the world

I feel attacked

if your ghost and your zombie body fall in love postmortem does that qualify as incest or just overly complicated masturbation

could you imagine if there was just like "comedic" commentary from a disembodied voice in porn like two peeps just be fuck'n and you just hear *shlap shlap shlap* they aren't the only thing cumming tonight *shlap shlap shlap* so are many tears as I cry myself to sleep from the crushing loneliness *shlap shlap shlap*

gay as fuck for a guy to be left handed to be honest. why do you need that sort of dexterity? to unbutton other men’s shirts?

If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes

I am not a violent person but I’m about to be

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

Who gave Nick the right to make patrick so thiccccccc