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OMG mind-blowing

so i was rewatching Brooklyn 99 and i solved the puzzle in s2e18

12 islanders, one of them is heavier, a seesaw, you can use seesaw only three times

1) 4--------4

four islanders in the left,four islanders in the right and four islanders are out. so you can find out which group heavier one is in

2) 2--------2

3) 1---------1

im so proud of myself

Just you and me.

I’m sorry. Did I step on your moment?

Natasha Romanoff in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

LMFAO

A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.

“You need to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. “I went to visit my Nana.”

“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”

She then asked Mitchell what he had done. “I took a ride on a choo-choo.”

She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”

She then asked Bobby what he had done. “I read a book,” he replied.

“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride and said, “Winnie the Shit.”

b99 + name etymology (insp.)

This was ghostwritten by Jim Halpert

Saying “f**k” whilst having sex is the same as shouting “parkour!” When doing parkour

This is so important

MCU Ladies + messy hair

and your actress buddy, is she a spy too? do they start that young? 

                                                                                           i did.

"Nobody's perfect."

Me:

reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.

90% Boyle, 60% Rosa

who are y’all most like!?

from nbcbrooklyn99 insta

Am I the only one who thinks Cobie Smulders (Robin from himym) and Karla Souza (Laurel from htgawm) are very similar??

???

Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 04x16 - Moo Moo

Amy's even wear the same color i cant

1x01 ⇢ 7x11

This is so important

That’s why those episodes take a lot longer, because if you f*ck it up, it’s bad. - Andy Samberg, Comic-Con 2018

Season 7 was full of great moments but this one is the greatest if all.

Something way weirder is happening…

Definitely my favourite Villanelle outfit.

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

really getting sick of people who aren’t trans women saying “y’all find out JK Rowling is a terf every three months…. we already fucking knew” like. sorry, but it didn’t stop being a big deal that the most well known author in the fucking world literally belongs to a hate group dedicated to eliminating trans women’s rights. that’s a big fucking deal, and people are allowed to talk and post about it when it happens.

“y’all find out JKR is a terf every two months!!!” is just a way to dismiss trans women’s worries about her. yeah we already knew, but she’s STILL doing it and it’s HURTING us. but you wouldn’t know because y’all don’t actually give a shit about trans women.

stop saying shit like this.

This is the deal.

umm i cant change my avatar?? So if anyone knows what i should do id love some help? i tried seven times

I just love the faces. They're all genuinely happy for jake and amy

I love this gang so much 😭😭

So I'm binge watching Killing Eve. I'm currently crying on the floor over 2x08 and 3x02

Barney stinson ghost wrote this

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.

Happy pride month

This one is for all the girls who are like me.

This one is for every girl (or boy) out there that watches tv shows and movies, and like that awesome badass female characters.

Every time I see this girl, I aspire to be her, as cool and cold blooded, never give a fuck and be feared, such as Rosa Diaz, Natasha Romanoff, Robin Scherbatsky, Irene Adler and many more.

But that's just not me.

I'm the weird, cute girl, nothing more than a comedic break from the badassness, the one that no little girl take as a role model.

Well, if you can relate, let me tell you something:

Amy Santiago beat up a dude twice her size in a wedding dress

Pepper Potts is a CEO of a company

Lily Aldrin has a stare that can kill a man

And Molly Hooper is a pathologist (which can't be easy) and has to put up with Sherlock

Every one of these characters are kind, smart, funny and badass when necessary.

You're lucky to be one of them.

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 4/?

Kevin: you know, I just figured something out. If I cut my own leg off, I can't come to work on both physical and mental reasons!

Oscar: hey kev, maybe you should sleep in my place tonight, you know, away from big knives...

Omg Rosa in the last gif i cant

Pepper's face in the last gif is truly amazing cause she realised since when tony knew that he loves her

We love you 3000 - Happy 50th Birthday Tony!! (May 29 1970)