Barney Stinson Ghost Wrote This

HELLO PEOPLE OF TUMBLR IF YOU ARE ANTI ISRAEL UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I GO FERAL. NOT JOKING, I DON'T CARE HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING ME, IF YOU THINK MY COUNTRY SHOULD NOT EXIST, I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT UP AND LEAVE RIGHT NOW.

Captain Holt being his glorious self 

I know this is serious but i swear some of the note are killing me lmao

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

He’ll yea h

David castañeda is the Mexican Tom hardy.

and people have the audacity to ask why i stan him.

This is complete chaotic studio energy for your eyes only, had lots of fun exploring Youngblood for its 3rd anniversary. Here's a train wreck for your entertainment - @ashtonirwin. 🎥 @ryanfleming

via 5SOS' Instagram. 12th April 2021

Valentine (2018) // Wildflower (2020)

i was today years old when i read the original lyrics for smells like teen spirit and rape me from with the lights out

I don’t know how to express how much I FEEL for Kenny because all he wants to do is play extreme guess who? with pictures of potential assassins and get to say [hacker voice] “I’m in” every once in a while but Eve’s queer ass keeps dragging him in the middle of her 60 min long winded [STORYTIME: I STABBED MY GF???: NOT CLICKBAIT] YouTube video that is her life meanwhile his mother is actively infiltrating Russian intelligence by getting her spussy (spy pussy) ate and the girl he has a crush on would LOVE to be infiltrated by Carolyn and the boy gets no mf rest… get him some tea please

to all my black friends, mutuals and followers on here: