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✨ captain Raymond Holt is a top and it is not negotiable ✨

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 13/?

El professor: *answering the phone* heaven, this is God, how can I help you?

Inspectora Sierra: if I didn't know exactly who I'm calling, I would've hung up immediately.

I'd be the man.

Sherlock: I'm fucking outta here!

Ms. Hudson: hey, don't swear!

Sherlock: I do what I want, I'm punk rock.

John: no you're not.

I finally finished lcdp and i have a lot of thoughts so here it goes (SPOILER ALERT)

Usually, shows get worse within the seasons but it didn't happen here and I'm so happy

I love Nairobi so fucking much i cant even. I cried like shit

And im sorry but Palermo is a bitch and he needs to go

Also i kinda want to see Arturo get shot in his cojones and die painfully idk something like that

MONICA GATAMBIDE DESERVES THE WORLD, WHAT A QUEEN

Cincinnati?? I can't handle the cuteness

Denver and Helsinki are severely underrated

SO IS INSPECTORA SEIRRA i stan a boss

AND THE SHIPS?? WHAT IS GOING ON, I LOST COUNT. there's: Sergio and Raquel, Rio and Tokyo, Denver and Monica (otp :3), Nairobi and Bogota?? and goddamn BERLIN and PALERMO i mean what

Also the bromance levels were INSANE

And now all I want to do is curse in Spanish :)

In memoriam of my killer queen baby, i absolutely adore her, mi vida<3

You don’t love anyone? Of course you don’t, darling. You don’t have the balls for it. To love you need courage.

So according to the umbrella academy, the apocalypse didn't happen in 2019, but has anyone felt alive since?

So i just read Simon vs the homo sapiens agenda

Guess who has a new fandom

sorry i totally forgot to post about it, but it's been a crazy week music-wise so

ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN IS RELEASING AN ALBUM?? MOTHERFUCKING SKINNY SKINNY??? IM SHOOK

Machine Gun Kelly has a new album and it's so fucking good i cant even. like I've never really liked him but this new album is a game changer in so many levels?? he should have done pop punk sooner

And ma boi yungblud got a mv for god save me but don't drown me out which is absolutely awesome

omg oMG OMFG HEAR ME OUT .

a show about a queer vampire.

called DRAGULA

Feel free to ask <3

weird asks

Where do you stand on lotion: yay or nay? Why?

What’s the average length of a shower for you? A bath?

What’s something you regret buying, but you just can’t get rid of it?

What villain do you believe is most worthy of a redemption arc?

What was your favorite school project you ever made?

What role do you take on when you have to do a group project? (for example: leader, delegator, slacker, etc.)

What’s a funny mistake you’ve made recently?

What would be your reaction if one of your parents said they were having another kid?

What were you almost named as a baby?

What book have you been avoiding reading and why?

Favorite head phone brand?

Favorite scent?

Favorite idiom?

How many friends do you have that don’t live in the same country as you?

What is always in your wallet that doesn’t need to be?

How big is too big for a wallet?

What class did you write the best notes in? What grade did you get?

What was your pet peeve when you had a substitute teacher in school?

 What is a strange red flag you have when pursuing a relationship?

What do you look for in someone’s online dating profile?

How many people have you thought “Glad I don’t have to interact with them ever again” about?

What do you NOT want on your tombstone?

How many couches do you want in your residence?

What is the strangest website you have bookmarked?

What is your typical number of windows/tabs open on your computer?

How often do you restart your computer? Your phone?

Do you follow the expiration date on food?

What is the coolest name that you would never name a real human child?

What fish scares you the most?

How do you feel about snails?

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 12/?

Drunk Amy: what if, but hear me out on this, what if we could eat cream cheese like an apple??

Jake, to the bartender: whatever you gave her, I want some too.

I've unlocked a new level, my hair looks amazing and I'm in self isolation so no one would ever know

how much your life suck from 1 to getting your period in the middle of a math exam AND its the worst case of cramps you ever had

Well turns out My Life Sucks Real Bad

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

I am 100% positive that Tackleberry from Police Academy is both a Boyle and a Schrute no, I take no constructive criticism

PETITION FOR THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY TO PUT MAMBO NO. 5 IN SEASON 3 AND MAKE IT A FIVE FIGHT SCENE

A sailor that tryed to ask his crush to prom but got rejected

Who is this?

Wrong answers only :)

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

hey so i have a ton of ideas for edits id like to watch (YouTube kind of stuff) so if you're interested just message me and I'll send them to you! and no i cant make them mysef bc i dont know how to edit nor have the time to learn it

have a lovely day ❤️

This is my favourite parallel ever

nathan young (misfits, 1x04) || klaus hargreeves (the umbrella academy, 1x10)

“The more you know” with Justin H. Min

Just heard about Chadwick boseman and im in shock.

We will never forget you, chadwick. Rest in peace.

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 11/?

*beach day, everyone's in the water*

Luther and Diego: *trying to drown each other and spraying water at each other*

Five: *dives and touches everyone's legs, pretends it was fish*

Vanya: *vibes with the waves, doing her best not to drown*

Allison: *constantly complaints about seaweed sticking to her feet*

Luther: *while fighting Diego* OH GOD DIEGO YOU KICKED ME IN THE NARDS

Diego: FUCK YOU IT WASN'T ME

Allison: FIVE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TOUCH MY FEET ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL RUMOUR YOU TO DROWN YOURSELF

Five: *laughing in the distance*

Vanya: umm guys can someone please push me closer to the beach? I'm kinda drifting away... Anyone?

Klaus: how am i the only functional adult left in this family? I mean this is rock bottom for y'all.

Ben: *sipping piña colada, completely unaware of the chaos*

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 10/?

*after the shawarma scene*

Thor: *burps loudly*

Clint: oh same

Natasha: *burps softly* true dat

I started to watch misfits today bc of rob of course and it is WILD and i love it

Rob looks so smol i cant even lmao and i love how klaus and nathan have similar personalities

Edit: i just finished 2×03 and this is def my favourite episode

I mean he's a really hot caveman

The most unrealistic part of tua s2? Lila wanting to fuck Diego while he looks like a fucking caveman.

SILVER LAKE QUEEN BY DIPLOMACY IS UNDERRATED SILVER LAKE QUEEN BY DIPLOMACY IS UNDERRATED SILVER LAKE QUEEN BY DIPLOMACY IS UNDERRATED SILVER LAKE QUEEN BY DIPLOMACY IS UNDERRATED SILVER LAKE-

Sup dudes, in case you were wondering, these are my fandoms:

tv shows:

Brooklyn 99

The good place

Lucifer

The umbrella academy

How to get away with murder

The office

Sherlock

The big bang theory

Killing eve

How I met your mother

The end of the f***ing world

Fauda

La casa de papel (Money heist)

Shadowhunters

New girl

Suits

Wandavision

The Falcon And The Winter Soldier

Schitt's creek

movies:

Marvel

Star wars

Disney

Ocean's franchise

Hamilton (does that count as a movie?)

music:

5 Seconds Of Summer

Yungblud

Nirvana

Taylor Swift

(A shitload of other artists on the scale of Ed Sheeran to Machine Gun Kelly that i didnt write bc it will literally take hours)

books:

Harry potter

The infernal devices

The mortal instruments

The selection

Percy Jackson

The Hunger games

John Green novels

Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda

(crossed: i used to be obsessed but barely involved now) (italics: I didn't finish yet so no spoilers pls)

If you're a part of any of these fandom you're more than welcome to follow me and I'll check you out too <3 feel free to message me about everything/ask questions

Also if you're a sexist/racist/homophobe/antisemitic please get away from this blog bc this is a safe place for everyone

David is me at any given situation

At this very moment i fell in love with the cast

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY S2-JULY 31, 2020 ☂️