David Is Me At Any Given Situation

HOLY SHIT YES

Hear me out. Natasha Romanoff and Rosa Diaz as partners. One mission, one hotel room, one night. Yes.

I fucking love cloaks

Does anyone want to see the presentation I made on what historical fashion trends we should bring back and which should burn in hell I made for a PowerPoint party?

YASSSSSS

New ‘Black Widow’ Movie Poster

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 10/?

*after the shawarma scene*

Thor: *burps loudly*

Clint: oh same

Natasha: *burps softly* true dat

You're the devil himself.

Depending on how you die, you experience a different afterlife. For example, if you’re stabbed, you become a grim reaper, if you die peacefully you become someone’s guardian angel, if you’re poisoned you become someone’s “imaginary” friend, if you die of suffocation you become a ghost… Now, you’re the first human who has ever died because of magic, what’s your afterlife like?

Well, I'm proud to say that i have finally watched Hamilton, and let me tell you,

*insert gif of gina linetti saying "Hamilton. Was. Amazing!!!"*

I hate musicals and i honestly wish this was less singing more talking but god THE CHARACTERS I LOVE KING GEORGE AND JEFFERSON AND ANGELICA

Though if i were eliza i would've dumped his goddamn ass because alex sucks. It has to be said

Sup dudes, in case you were wondering, these are my fandoms:

tv shows:

Brooklyn 99

The good place

Lucifer

The umbrella academy

How to get away with murder

The office

Sherlock

The big bang theory

Killing eve

How I met your mother

The end of the f***ing world

Fauda

La casa de papel (Money heist)

Shadowhunters

New girl

Suits

Wandavision

The Falcon And The Winter Soldier

Schitt's creek

movies:

Marvel

Star wars

Disney

Ocean's franchise

Hamilton (does that count as a movie?)

music:

5 Seconds Of Summer

Yungblud

Nirvana

Taylor Swift

(A shitload of other artists on the scale of Ed Sheeran to Machine Gun Kelly that i didnt write bc it will literally take hours)

books:

Harry potter

The infernal devices

The mortal instruments

The selection

Percy Jackson

The Hunger games

John Green novels

Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda

(crossed: i used to be obsessed but barely involved now) (italics: I didn't finish yet so no spoilers pls)

If you're a part of any of these fandom you're more than welcome to follow me and I'll check you out too <3 feel free to message me about everything/ask questions

Also if you're a sexist/racist/homophobe/antisemitic please get away from this blog bc this is a safe place for everyone

Lollll my dad saw the calum one on my phone and asked me "who is that asian boy you love so much?" And i almost cried

5SOS LOCKSCREENS

like or reblog if you use💜 (took my two hours so i hope you like it)

Lmao im on a bus and the driver looks like the guy from "i dont wanna be cool anymore" vine

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