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Best thing that happened to me all week:

I played a 5sos song and two of my friends said "i love this band!"

This is like the exact subtext of sherlock

I made an A.I. bot remake Sherlock: A Study in Pink.

Here’s the result.

This is so important

That’s why those episodes take a lot longer, because if you f*ck it up, it’s bad. - Andy Samberg, Comic-Con 2018

Dude, seriously, we talked about you url

A dumb kid walks into an ice cream shop…

Kid: “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate please.”

Clerk: “Sorry kid, we’re out of chocolate.”

Kid: “OK. Make it a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.”

Clerk: “No, no, you don’t understand, it’s chocolate we’re out of,”

Kid: “Ah, OK. Then gimme a scoop of raspberry, and a scoop of chocolate.”

Clerk: “Listen kid, can you spell the VAN in vanilla?”

Kid: “Sure! V-A-N.”

Clerk: “Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?”

Kid: “Sure! S-T-R-A-W!

Clerk: “Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?”

Kid: “There is no FUCK in chocolate!”

Clerk: “THAT’S what I’m trying to tell you.”

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 8/?

Bonnie: sorry I'm late, I had a meeting with the most repulsive, ignorant and overall annoying person I have ever met.

Asher: really? Who was that? Do I know them?

Bonnie: I don't think so, her name is Karen.

Asher: *chokes on his drink*

GUYS GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT

THIS IS VILLANELLE'S WIKIPEDIA PAGE

"SIGNIFICANT OTHER: EVE POLASTRI" OMG

This is my favourite 5sos screenshot ever. Look at that. Perfectly summs this whole video. i think Luke's crying? And he's not even in the screenshot LMFAO

Also if the person who wrote the tweet sees this, you are my hero and i feel you.

get to know me: [8/15] favorite female characters - robin scherbatsky

That’s why I’ve never thrown anything out for any relationship ever. Isn’t that right, honey? Oh, that’s right. I’m alone.

yall hear me out on this

loki and valkyrie are the damian and janis of the mcu

okay but rb if your account is a safe space for intersex people