Dude, seriously, we talked about you url
A dumb kid walks into an ice cream shop…
Kid: “I’ll have a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of chocolate please.”
Clerk: “Sorry kid, we’re out of chocolate.”
Kid: “OK. Make it a scoop of strawberry and a scoop of chocolate.”
Clerk: “No, no, you don’t understand, it’s chocolate we’re out of,”
Kid: “Ah, OK. Then gimme a scoop of raspberry, and a scoop of chocolate.”
Clerk: “Listen kid, can you spell the VAN in vanilla?”
Kid: “Sure! V-A-N.”
Clerk: “Can you spell the STRAW in strawberry?”
Kid: “Sure! S-T-R-A-W!
Clerk: “Can you spell the FUCK in chocolate?”
Kid: “There is no FUCK in chocolate!”
Clerk: “THAT’S what I’m trying to tell you.”
#NAT IS A SUPERHERO #FIGHT ME
#i had to 😂
👏❤️✨💜✌🏼seems cool lmao
first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
I don't know if i should laugh, cry or be turned on but oddly enough, it's a bit of all of them
How come Tony Stark gets to fight villains naked all the time in the comics but not in the movies? I am being denied my rights!
OMG TYSM!!
Tagging: @randomidiotsposts @transeleanorshellstrop @dothetoothsteethhaveteethtoo and whoever feels like it! <3
I’ve been tagged quite a few time in this one, and lately by @par-merlin and thanks so much your board was soooo cool.
rules: google/search your name & your favourite color & the word ‘aesthetic’. take the first four (non collage) photos and voila you have your aesthetic moodboard! then tag your friends to join!
This is SO NICE. I tag @effervescentdragon @doctorrosetennant @elwenn-dreaming @booksandwoollysocks @ineffable-yikes @cleverlittlejay @melusine0811 @megabadbunny if you ever want to !
WHAT
My next book will be my last.
happy birthday to the incredible, talented dork Kurt Cobain
Is this what bothers you the most about the damn rat?
ron: sure i'm gonna take my beloved rat into school with me, even though rats are not allowed and cats, the natural enemy of rats, are
SILVER LAKE QUEEN BY DIPLOMACY IS UNDERRATED SILVER LAKE QUEEN BY DIPLOMACY IS UNDERRATED SILVER LAKE QUEEN BY DIPLOMACY IS UNDERRATED SILVER LAKE QUEEN BY DIPLOMACY IS UNDERRATED SILVER LAKE-
YASSSSSS
New ‘Black Widow’ Movie Poster
she/her | minor | random multifandom shit | a disturbing glimpse into that thing I call a brain
280 posts