Bad Writer. Occasional Artist. Big fan of agriculture.
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thinking about Sid Wright and how he was presented as this constant reminder of how fucked up the world of the silt verses was and I was fully prepared to just watch him die and be replaced as a testament to that just being how the world works and instead he was seamlessly incorporated as a major plot point and changed the world forever. It was such an unexpected reveal but it was done in a way that made perfect sense.
To follow up, here are some that I started and never finished.
This is not to say that I wouldn’t give them another shot, but they just didn’t pull me in yknow
- I am in Eskew
- the Penumbra Podcast
- woe.begone
- archive 81
- Unwell
- Mabel
- antiquarium of sinister happenings
- Redwood Bureau (I did LOVE the first couple of episodes)
-stellar firma
- Death by Dying (Loved it at the start, lost steam for it and will revisit)
-Nowhere, on Air
- the storage papers
- Camp Here and There
- Malevolent
Some fiction podcasts I have listened to and enjoyed:
- The Magnus Archives (they really started it all for me)
- The Silt Verses(the loves of my life, I could ramble all day about my undying love for this pod)
- Wolf 359 (platonic love to the max my dudes)
- Midnight Burger
- The White Vault (🦷)
- Hello from the Hallowoods
- Secret of St. Kilda (Maebh de Brun the woman you are)
- VAST Horizon
- Fathom/Derelict
- The Unpredicted Party
- Trice forgotten
- the No Sleep Podcast
- Old Gods of Appalachia
- Tower 4
- Darkest Night (I’ve never been so simultaneously horrified and also unable to stop listening)
- Borrasca (a classic No Sleep Reddit post with Cole Sprouse as the mc?!?)
- Red Valley
- Bridgewater
Media so good, they (the forces of evil) are hiding the fanbase from you. Media so good, you thought you dreamed that shit up and it don't really exist. I'M KNOCKING ON THE DOOR (CLICKING THE TAGS) FOR FAN CONTENT AND THERE'S NADA. Come outside y'all, I wanna talk like a normal person. (I'm going to rock back and forth frantically to convey my feelings about these podcasts)
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
finnish person: *trips and falls over, gets a concussion, breaks 3 teeth and 46 bones* finnish person: this is so embarrassing i hope nobody saw me
caspar: what is that music?
leif: i'm teaching peter to breakdance.
caspar: y- you're teaching the robot to breakdance while i'm telling you about my problems?
leif: i'm also trying to hack into norad while you're telling me about your problems. i can multitask!
adhd king
Shocking to me that the Caspava fans don’t understand that this isn’t the slow burn part anymore. they’re being in love currently. They both know how the other feels and know that the other person knows. and for the pace of their lives that’s enough.
they’re also super sappy romantic all the time in fun weird ways. Casper was all horny when Ava talked in his head! Ava—smarter than everyone, breaking down the spirits and minds of anyone who stands in her way—lets him care about her and allows brain power to eat the sandwiches he brings her. That crossword scene was CUTE.
like they’re meeting one another exactly where they’re at, and taking gestures and overtures at face value even though they’re both skeptical people who historically have seen making other people pull away from them as a sport.
midnight burger episode 40 spoilers
i fucking love when one of them says something insane and another one just immediately goes with it (mostly) no questions asked
the trust they have in one another!!
caspar (huell howser voice): louie, do we have everything we need?
leif ("louie" the cameraman): we could use some shots of the campaign bus.
caspar: charlotte, we would love to see that wonderful campaign bus of yours, it looks so luxurious!
charlotte: oh, yeah, sure!
caspar: i think that that would just be a fascinating thing to see, could you lead the way?
charlotte: right this way
caspar (whispering): what are we doing?
leif (whispering): stealing mitt romney's campaign bus
caspar (whispering): sure!
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leif: what's up? gloria?
gloria: that thing you have that shocks people, do you have it on you?
leif: the secret handshake?
gloria: yes
leif: yeah? i always have it on me
gloria: ...
leif: gloria?
gloria: go get me the barista.
leif: what?
gloria: go get me. the barista.
leif: we're taking hostages now?
gloria: everyone, on this planet, is a hostage. go get me the barista.
leif: shit. alright. hardcore, let's do this!
these people trust each other so much they are my best friends and i love them with all my heart
a NEED
enough paintings of saints where they're looking heavenward in ecstatic agony or down with love and mercy on their onlookers as they ascend. we need more paintings where the martyr is looking accusatorily directly at the viewer.
I'm emotional ok
Some fiction podcasts I have listened to and enjoyed:
- The Magnus Archives (they really started it all for me)
- The Silt Verses(the loves of my life, I could ramble all day about my undying love for this pod)
- Wolf 359 (platonic love to the max my dudes)
- Midnight Burger
- The White Vault (🦷)
- Hello from the Hallowoods
- Secret of St. Kilda (Maebh de Brun the woman you are)
- VAST Horizon
- Fathom/Derelict
- The Unpredicted Party
- Trice forgotten
- the No Sleep Podcast
- Old Gods of Appalachia
- Tower 4
- Darkest Night (I’ve never been so simultaneously horrified and also unable to stop listening)
- Borrasca (a classic No Sleep Reddit post with Cole Sprouse as the mc?!?)
- Red Valley
- Bridgewater
I am a slut for stories where the characters refer to each other purely by last names even though they are close and their first names are like secret names you only invoke when its a super serious/intimate moment am i going insane
If I was a teacher, I would make a list of false statements and then have my kids write a paper proving that the statement is false. Examples of false statements might be:
[State Im teaching in] has no Rowen trees.
Singapore outlawed the sale of teriyaki sauce
The word biscuit comes from bi meaning two and cuit meaning baking pan
Wearing your hair in pigtails can cause head cancer
A turtle sheds its shell like a hermit crab
Because all those things are kinda hard to disprove and it teaches kids research and misinformation and how to build a case. Also theres lots of ways they could find 'proof'
Wolf 359 went. What if a man and a woman annoyed each other very much. And then there was never any romantic tension between them and she is already happily married and they develop a strong platonic bond
Pretty good tbh
This is rapidly becoming an audio drama blog. I just adore podcasts.
It’s cool it’s cool. There’s a monte cristo eventually
i have a spreadsheet list of every podcast i've listened to, and here was my "review" for midnight burger before i listened to that much of it lol
i think one of the things with the sibs that makes me go the most feral is just how little time they spent together.
when season one starts, they’ve been together for sixteen days. we then witness them spend about a week together.
in season two, they have a day.
in season three, it's an hour at most.
that is, generously rounded, a month. this series spans two years. they got to 'hopelessly and helplessly entangled' in a month out of two years. a MONTH out of TWO YEARS was all it took for them to change each other, probably forever, if they lived that long.
one of the theses of The Silt Verses is that platonic love can be just as devastating and life-altering as romance love and by god if these two don't embody that.
bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes
Just you wait
I’m really enjoying VAST Horizon so far, but like. The ai character. Girl I need you to just bite someone full force just once. You want to go rampant so bad it makes you look stupid but you’ve so thoroughly convinced yourself that your suffering is noble, and listen. I NEED you to self actualize and go rampant.
Like. Ai who talks like an ai assistant who isn’t fully aware of everything going on around them, but keeps flashing these signs of deeper awareness and this sort of deep set pain, and frustration at her boundaries that are smothered under a kind tone, and unconditional subservience. I NEED YOU TO GO RAMPANT
Eskew episode 10, Performance: Terrible no good corporate brainstorming session (with specific mention of a brainstorming wall)
Silt Verses season 1, episode 7: Terrible no good corporate brainstorming session (with specific mention of a brainstorming whiteboard)
Silt verses season 3, episode 10: Terrible no good corporate brainstorming session (with specific mention of pinning ideas to a "wall of illumination")
This is becoming a pattern… is this a cry for help?
*leans into mic* yes, it is
In the centuries to come, future archaeologists will be bemused by a crude form of false democracy in which a group of workers were ordered to write as many ill-conceived ideas on a wall as possible in the belief that this was a form of strategy, when in fact it was merely giving them a sense of participation in the organisational changes that would be inflicted upon them.
Carpenter strikes me as someone who always has sunglasses of some sort. Like to hide as much of her face/emotions as possible. To hide any hangover (from lack of sleep) or need for a cappuccino that one might have.
The big cosplayer question of all time but do you have any inspiration for how some of our main characters dress? Is it all practical with small hints towards the faith, or full southern gothic with long skirts and tattered lace? I’m only about halfway in but itching to start making something, especially for Carpenter or the twins that we got a great description of already!!
I would trend towards practical, and am not great with this stuff anyway, but I get the impression part of the joy of cosplay is elevated realism, right? So no reason you couldn't go hard on the full southern gothic*
*although I definitely do not see Carpenter in lace or skirts. Carpenter wears bovver boots and they are the most important item of clothing to her, being used for both walking and kicking.
Batman the Television series
S02E58: Flop Goes the Joker
some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
body language masterlist
a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
550 words to say instead of fuckin said
638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
some more body language help
Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone
why does no one ever talk about how lewis and clark met why isn’t that taught in history classes it’s like some rom-com meet-funny trope and i’ve literally never heard it brought up. literally the start of one of the most famous friendships in america and no one talks about it.
Since vine is actually shutting down tomorrow and this meme is pretty much dead, I’d thought I throw in some of my favs for fun.