Shocking To Me That The Caspava Fans Don’t Understand That This Isn’t The Slow Burn Part Anymore.

If I was a teacher, I would make a list of false statements and then have my kids write a paper proving that the statement is false. Examples of false statements might be:

[State Im teaching in] has no Rowen trees.

Singapore outlawed the sale of teriyaki sauce

The word biscuit comes from bi meaning two and cuit meaning baking pan

Wearing your hair in pigtails can cause head cancer

A turtle sheds its shell like a hermit crab

Because all those things are kinda hard to disprove and it teaches kids research and misinformation and how to build a case. Also theres lots of ways they could find 'proof'

we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

Me: :(

Old buildings with ivy creeping gently up their sides: ...

Me: :)

a NEED

maybe the real northwest passage is the friends we ate along the way

Dracula Daily sketch for May 12th. In which the Count goes for a midnight stroll.

Happy Lizard Fashion day to all who celebrate!

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

I walked into a lab one time, feeling like I was on deaths door, and the TA took one look at me said “As long as that’s not a hangover, I’ll cover for you.”

I said “Believe me I WISH this was a hangover” he marked me present and I immediately went home and slept for 2 days.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

I heard vine compilations were a thing