I Am A Slut For Stories Where The Characters Refer To Each Other Purely By Last Names Even Though They

“With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?”

- Oscar Wilde

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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There’s a disturbing lack of agriculture content here.

Samli Drones

 Tractors vs Drones: The Future of Farming 🚜✈️ With drones increasingly taking over the agricultural sector, they are used hand-in-hand with tractors, not as substitutes. Drones offer precision, efficiency, and sustainability, while tractors do heavy work. Together, they are the ideal pair for the future of farming. 🌱

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Tractors vs Drones in Agriculture: Do Drones Replace Tractors?

The agricultural sector has changed significantly in recent years due to technology, and among the drivers of agriculture in the modern…

why does no one ever talk about how lewis and clark met why isn’t that taught in history classes it’s like some rom-com meet-funny trope and i’ve literally never heard it brought up. literally the start of one of the most famous friendships in america and no one talks about it.

Why Did God Create Atheists?

There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. 

One clever student asks “What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?”

The Master responds “God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all — the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right.”

“This means,” the Master continued “that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say ‘I pray that God will help you.’ Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say ‘I will help you.’”

ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar

With zero hesitation, it’s Graham.

Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Bracket — Round 1

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Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives):

he's regularly sent to flirt with cops and paramedics to hustle information out of them, he's the canonical office hottie and I, for once, think he was right to blow up those fucking clowns

Graham Casner (The White Vault):

Peter Joseph Lewis hottest voice of all time

The Blues Brothers (1980)

Yeah sure, there's eldritch horrors, and bodies being twisted into fresh meat monsters in the blink of an eye, and human sacrifices being completely normalized in this society, but THE WORST thing I've yet expierienced in this podcast is the fucking rambling whispering.

Thinking about skipping this episode entirely and just reading the transcript instead, I think I'm gonna rip off my ears any second now.