I Walked Into A Lab One Time, Feeling Like I Was On Deaths Door, And The TA Took One Look At Me Said

I walked into a lab one time, feeling like I was on deaths door, and the TA took one look at me said “As long as that’s not a hangover, I’ll cover for you.”

I said “Believe me I WISH this was a hangover” he marked me present and I immediately went home and slept for 2 days.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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4 months ago

Since vine is actually shutting down tomorrow and this meme is pretty much dead, I’d thought I throw in some of my favs for fun.

4 months ago
You Have Gone Too Far. You Have Married Fester. You Have Destroyed His Spirit. You Have Taken Him From
You Have Gone Too Far. You Have Married Fester. You Have Destroyed His Spirit. You Have Taken Him From
You Have Gone Too Far. You Have Married Fester. You Have Destroyed His Spirit. You Have Taken Him From
You Have Gone Too Far. You Have Married Fester. You Have Destroyed His Spirit. You Have Taken Him From
You Have Gone Too Far. You Have Married Fester. You Have Destroyed His Spirit. You Have Taken Him From
You Have Gone Too Far. You Have Married Fester. You Have Destroyed His Spirit. You Have Taken Him From
You Have Gone Too Far. You Have Married Fester. You Have Destroyed His Spirit. You Have Taken Him From
You Have Gone Too Far. You Have Married Fester. You Have Destroyed His Spirit. You Have Taken Him From
You Have Gone Too Far. You Have Married Fester. You Have Destroyed His Spirit. You Have Taken Him From
You Have Gone Too Far. You Have Married Fester. You Have Destroyed His Spirit. You Have Taken Him From

You have gone too far. You have married Fester. You have destroyed his spirit. You have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But, Debbie… pastels?

2 weeks ago
Dracula Daily Sketch For May 12th. In Which The Count Goes For A Midnight Stroll.

Dracula Daily sketch for May 12th. In which the Count goes for a midnight stroll.

Happy Lizard Fashion day to all who celebrate!

4 months ago

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

4 months ago

Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

4 months ago

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

4 months ago

fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

2 weeks ago
DEI Does Not Mean Lower Standards.

DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

4 months ago

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

Writer: This Is One Of My Male Characters! He Cares About His Guy Friends And Loves Them Deeply.
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