Love The Image, But I Like The Idea Better If It Only Happens When He’s Not Being The Billionaire Playboy

Do you think they got the idea of vampires being able to charm people because of how cute normal vampire bats are…

Cause if so, I kinda understand

Look at these adorable blood stealing fucks

Eddie, let’s go homophob hunting”

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

Yes

The beast hungers, but I’m fine with my cheese fries.

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

Let the infection spread

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

In brightest day in darkest night, no evil shell escape my sight. For those who worship evil might beware the power, of a green lantern in the fistfight

in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern

Yes

After Damian learns this

Damian:

Damian: holy manslaughter Batman

headcanon that after Dick Grayson being Robin all of the batkids interchangeably use “holy ____ batman” even at the worst possible moments

Steph, staring down at Tim in the medbay cot: holy common cold, batman

Tim: please stop

Steph: holy spleenless sillybilly batman

Tim: steph please

Jason Todd on the floor, bruised and bloodied: dad?

(The timer ticks down to three seconds)

Jason: well holy shitballs batman I’m going to fucking di-

KABOOM

If they give me three things, I’m taking the three things

The wise mountain elder offers three items to slay the great evil. Your predecessors assumed you had to prove yourself by choosing the best one of the three; you just grab the entire lot and walked out.

“Don’t kink shame me!!”

me: okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because i'm getting mixed signals here

vampire: my fangs are literally inches from your throat right now

me: that doesn't answer my question