“Don’t Kink Shame Me!!”

I saw this after getting out of the pool, holy fuck

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I know these are probably the same for easier animation but I would like to just say may 9th is my birthday so I think it’s fun.

And even bro forgot Jimmy

Clark' screensaver season 1 x season 2.

This version of Superman is called power man while he’s like 14

I had a great idea which I'm putting in my DC universe notes: Power Girl is meant to be Super Girl from another universe, right? Well, let's play with that and really make them distinct. Power Girl comes from an alternative universe where she's the older cousin. On her earth, she came to earth first and superman came second. That would really make her distinct from Supergirl, and it might give a good existential angle if Power Girl gets stuck on the main DC earth, and can't get back to her own world.

Do you think they got the idea of vampires being able to charm people because of how cute normal vampire bats are…

Cause if so, I kinda understand

Look at these adorable blood stealing fucks

I miss the old days when we could go into the woods to fight monsters and undiscovered creatures and would be seen as heroes. Now when I do it they say it’s animal cruelty, bitch I go in and challenge a bear in its own language, they know what they’re doing and I never kill them. We lost so much excitement now that we don’t go missing for months and coming back with an unconscious creature with us both covers in wounds.

Fall as we know we could have stopped it

Let the infection spread

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

I like the idea that Billy and Marvel are completely separate beings but still act the same so almost every interaction is just

Billy (Golf announcer voice): And there goes Two face, or now both one face as they take the lead on the three legged race. Unfortunate that a good man like Harvey Dent became such a violent criminal after his accident.

Marvel (Also in Golf announcer voice): It comes from his unassisted D.I.D., which he most likely hid as it developed as D.I.D. is seen in quite a negative within modern society, leaving many ostracized and falling through the cracks of medical assistance, instead of being helped to not cure it but to assist in living with it.

Billy: Well said Marvel, now it looks like they’re trying to take a leap and-

Both half’s of Two Face fall knocking down most of the others like dominos

Billy and Marvel: (Trying their hardest to not laugh and failing miserably.

I just remembered an idea I had where a bunch of DC characters who are kinda like 2 people in 1 body get temporarily separated, without any of the consequences that would normally come with that. They are then put into sort of game show to see how well they work together with their ‘other half’, and it is broadcasted across the world.

People like Etigran, Two Face, Creeper and more all get seperated. Some challenges they face include the newly wed game, three legged races, and various other cooperative games.

There’s tons of arguments, fighting, and a general lack of beating any challenges.

Billy and Captain Marvel work together so beautifully that whoever started the whole thing decided they didn’t need to keep playing so they spend rest of the game narrating together like those sports announcers. Billy’s a radio host and has great chemistry with Marvel so they’re extremely entertaining.

Occasionally they will take a few minutes to roast the contestants kind of like those old muppet men. It’s great and the viewers love it so much they forget their shock over the whole ‘Captain Marvel is using a young boy as his host/anchor to this realm’ thing.

Multiple contestants try to kill their other half. When they fail Billy and Marvel say “Womp womp” in sync.

:/

Had a good chuckle at this one

Jammer: what were you thinkin?

Evan: cum :/