Captions Are A Match Of Older And Babydoll :)

Reblog so the fic gets written 🤣

Still super obsessed with the idea of Tav being part of the og party that killed Strahd and they just… dont mention it. At all.

Like, you’ve got:

Gale: Archmage of Waterdeep, wizarding prodigy, Chosen of Mystra herself

Karlach: frontliner of the Blood War and escapee from Avernus

Wyll: The Blade of Frontiers and son of Grand Duke Ulder Ravengard

Astarion: Vampire spawn of Cazador Szarr, and former magistrate

Shadowheart: Priestess of Shar, Lady of Loss

Lae’zel: Badass githyanki and proud servant of Vlaakith

And my Tav’s canon: Slayer of the Dread Lord Strahd von Zarovich, currently trying to find a way to bring it up to the party and is 100% awkward about it because they died *after* killing Strahd and only because they tripped off a cliff and their old party thought it’d be funny to cast Reincarnate instead of Revivify.

The story everyone knows is that (Tav) died in the fight against Strahd as a “final heroic sacrifice for the greater good.” When in reality, they’re too embarrassed to correct anyone so they’ve picked a new name and literally made a deal with Neferon or Exethanter for completely different magic to what they used to wield and now they’re committed to the disguise/new life/fake backstory of being tricked into a Warlock pact. At this point, they’re neckdeep in this awkward situation where everyone believes they died a hero’s death, their old party is kinda just laughing about everything, and their BG3 party is completely oblivious.

Astarion: “It’s near impossible to kill a true vampire lord. Cazador is almost unbeatable.”

Tav the Strahd Slayer: “…I see.”

Tease

I THOUGHT THEY ACTUALLY HAD CHUCK BRING KEVIN BACK BUT THEY DIDN’T IT WAS JUST LIES AND TEASING AND WHYYYYYYY

SPN 11x22

So much happened this episode and I’m still just torn at the confirmation that Gabriel is dead.

This whole set is glorious.

Game of Thrones 6x04 “Book of the Stranger” - a summary (inspired by @corlgrimes)

Bonus:

I’m almost positive he already knows about this... season 4?

How much you want to bet

Mary and Dean don’t tell Sam about the deal Mary made with YED.

Don't let them take the light behind your eyes 🥹

Taken in Cazador's lair when trying to talk Astarion out of ascending.

These are just two screenshots I took that I couldn't believe turned out so poignant so I thought I'd share! I recommend clicking and enlarging to capture the difference in his eyes really well.

He's so precious it hurts 😭

Tonight on game of thrones

SPN

WELP. Guess they weren’t kidding when they said season 12 was going to be a reset.

(Totally called that last reveal after they went to the grave).

Such reactions are known to happen when a character finally gets interesting.

It’s funny coz last season we were all like “KILL DANIEL!!” and this season we’re like “NO NOT DANIEL!” Damn is this fandom like a rubber band.

I genuinely hope the sorcerer is the Cat in the Hat.