Reblog so the fic gets written 🤣
Still super obsessed with the idea of Tav being part of the og party that killed Strahd and they just… dont mention it. At all.
Like, you’ve got:
Gale: Archmage of Waterdeep, wizarding prodigy, Chosen of Mystra herself
Karlach: frontliner of the Blood War and escapee from Avernus
Wyll: The Blade of Frontiers and son of Grand Duke Ulder Ravengard
Astarion: Vampire spawn of Cazador Szarr, and former magistrate
Shadowheart: Priestess of Shar, Lady of Loss
Lae’zel: Badass githyanki and proud servant of Vlaakith
And my Tav’s canon: Slayer of the Dread Lord Strahd von Zarovich, currently trying to find a way to bring it up to the party and is 100% awkward about it because they died *after* killing Strahd and only because they tripped off a cliff and their old party thought it’d be funny to cast Reincarnate instead of Revivify.
The story everyone knows is that (Tav) died in the fight against Strahd as a “final heroic sacrifice for the greater good.” When in reality, they’re too embarrassed to correct anyone so they’ve picked a new name and literally made a deal with Neferon or Exethanter for completely different magic to what they used to wield and now they’re committed to the disguise/new life/fake backstory of being tricked into a Warlock pact. At this point, they’re neckdeep in this awkward situation where everyone believes they died a hero’s death, their old party is kinda just laughing about everything, and their BG3 party is completely oblivious.
Astarion: “It’s near impossible to kill a true vampire lord. Cazador is almost unbeatable.”
Tav the Strahd Slayer: “…I see.”
This scene made me want to laugh and tear up at the same time because he looked SO MUCH like the younger Dean from the first few seasons before hell and the apocalypse and all the other crap.
I'm going to die before this gets here
#Captain Swan
Real talk, the most miraculous thing about that episode was both of those hunters making it out alive. No one getting infected, no one getting ripped open. Nothing.
au where killian made it back to storybrooke
hey, you two should kiss [23/??]
It’s gonna be a super bummer if this baby actually is born evil. Like just suck city.
OH GOD it’s 13 Reasons Why all over again.
Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in Westeros? Brienne of Tarth. You know what I’d give her on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I’d give her an [sinister pause] 8… 8.5… or a 9… but not… NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I’m holding out for a 10. Because I’m worth it.
Jaime Lannister, A Feast for Crows (via incorrectgotquotes)
I cried
Regina Mills #1 CS Shipper.