Me: (talking to my sister) You said the Green Lanterns are like space cops right?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Then why do they suck at their job?
Sis: …Uuhhhh…
Me: Like, they let Krypton explode and let everyone on Tamaran get enslaved.
Sis: The GL core is like one cop watching over all of New York City, Things are gonna fall through the cracks.
Me: Those are some big-assed-cracks… but doesn’t every planet have, like, 3 green lanterns?
Sis: Nope. Those three are for the entire solar system.
Me: 3 guys for 8 planets?!
Sis: Yup. Like I said, things fall through the cracks.
Get Jackson🧑🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.
If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏
...
Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍♂️?"
Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)
Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻♂️😤😾
Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥
Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨
Jackson: "it.. uh...😵💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥
...
Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮♂️🏫🚸
Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵💫😵😵💫 😵
Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐
Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑🔬" 😮💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥
...
Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."
Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶🌫️
Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻♀️🫦
Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢
Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡
Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)
Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"
(Lilith and Claire laugh)
Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐
Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅
Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓
Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼♀️❓🤷🏻♀️❓
...
Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠
Jackson: "😵💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️
Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺
...
(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)
Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨
🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥
...
🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑🎤💙
You're favorite Fraggle Rock character says about you Part 2!
Again no shade to any character! ❤️❤️
OwO
Soooo cute!
Based on this scene from The Muppets 2015
Here's an illustration I did for a news paper I'm apart of!!!
It was for an article about mixed race students at my school.
The idea is every kid's different races are represented by the traditional clothing from those countries!!
This is an important topic to me, as a half Hispanic and half Caucasian girl myself! So I spent a week doing research and prepping for this!
In the comments try and guess what races/countries traditional clothing are represented in the picture!
Final TV drawing
color version and non-colored.
Part 13 Of my could sam and dean survive series, here are other the parts:
Light Yagami / A Quiet Place / Carrie / Psycho / The Ring / Carrie / Psycho / Alien / The Shining / Mean Girls / Hocus Pocus / Rocky Horror / Midsomer / IT / Planet of the Apes / Jurassic World / Attack on Titan / White Chicks /
Part 8 of my could Sam and Dean defeat/survive series. Find other polls here:
Light Yagami / A Quiet Place / Carrie / Psycho / The Ring / Carrie / Psycho / Alien / The Shining / Mean Girls / Hocus Pocus / Rocky Horror / Midsomer / IT / Jurassic World /
Hey I'm Podado-T! She/her Asexual! I'm just going to post all my random memes and hyper fixations here cause I want to get it out there! (Which right now I'm in a Major DC Comics brain rot🧠!) 110% SFW! Thank you! My art account: @podado-t-art
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