Asexual Memes - Blog Posts
*Likes girl* (Is girl)
*Likes boy* (Is boy)
*Likes person* (Is person)
*Likes nobody* (Is nobody)…
me, an aroace: idk maybe i could see myself in a relationship they don’t look horrible
me, as soon as someone approaches me with romantic intent:
sexual attraction seems weird, like a couple days ago my drama class was watching a movie and the guy took his shirt off and loads of girls were freaking out... like yes the man has titties
Why is it that when draconic characters have snake tongues in fanart its always sexualized?? I dont wanna see someone licking their partner i wanna see them licking 10 popsicles at once!
(Looking at you, neuvillette and dan heng)
"So, who do you have a crush on?" "Oh, God no."
playing truth or dare with alloromantics is so funny because all they ever ask is “who is your crush”, “what’s your dream date”, “what’s your type” and “who in this group would you sleep with” and like
no
none of the above
I'm not gonna lie, mashing most of our holes together is kinda weird. Like- any damages caused while doing that has gotta be voiding our warranty.
Music artists made the best melody and beat known to man only to make the whole song about sex.
My (nonexistent) friends: “So are you gay or straight?”
Me an aro/ace: “…yes?”
