*Escape From The Planet Of The Apes Memes*

I just want them back 😭😭 give me back my Bois Mattel! 😩

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Me thinks I has a problem 😬😬

Oh well 🫠🫣🤪

MH brain rot is real and it's plaguing my mind 🧠🧠

More MH memes:

Get Jackson🧑‍🔬 a freaking Oscar 🏆for all the lying 🤥 he did in this movie🍿🎥.

If he was Pinocchio, his nose👃would be out the door🚪, around the world🗺️, plus an extra 12 feet. 🤥🤥🤥🤥🌍🌎🌏

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Police: "what are you 🫵doing here? 👁️👄👁️What happened to the blue 🔵 guy🧍‍♂️?"

Jackson: "oh you mean that loud 🔊, rude🖕, crude🙄, jerky 😠 monster 🧌 with terrible🤬 taste👅 in music 🙅🔇😒" 🥸(not Jackson💛 roasting🔥🔥🔥 Holt💙 like that 😂)

Police: "that's the one👍!"☑️👮🏻‍♂️😤😾

Jackson: "🥸I was uh🤔... see 👁️👓👁️I was minding🧠 my own business💼🚶, and he grabbed me 😵and he threw🔵🤾💨 me in here🔒!" 🤥

Police: "but how did he get out of the cell?" 🧐🤨

Jackson: "it.. uh...😵‍💫All happened so fast💨 I didn't see🧑‍🦯" 🫣🫠🤥 "but🍑-but🍑 don't monster's🧟 have 🔮🪄powers🪄🔮 and stuff?? I mean maybe 🤷his was... Unlocking🔓 doors🚪?😰" 🤔🫣🤥🤥🤥🤥

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Police: "I'm gonna run🏃 this nice 👍young man🧒 back🔙 to school." 👮‍♂️🏫🚸

Jackson: "⁉️ I beg 🙏🧎your pardon?"😵‍💫😵😵‍💫 😵

Police: "That's where the blue🔵boy🧒 grabbed☑️ you from, right☑️?.... I mean, 🫵You weren't 🚫 cutting✂️ class🎩, were you?"🤨🤨🤨🧐

Jackson: "No.🙅 No! 🏫School! That's where I was! 👍☑️ Studying! 🧑‍🏫Big test!📝 Big test!🧑‍🔬" 😮‍💨🫠 🤥🤥🤥🤥

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Lilith: "keep your eyes👁️👁️peeled🍌 for this🔵monster🧌. He broke💔out of jail 🚔and is considered🧠very dangerous🌋."

Jackson: 😱😰😨😬😬😬😶‍🌫️

Claire: "He's kinda cute"🫢🤭🤷🏻‍♀️🫦

Lilith and Jackson: 🤢🤢🤮🤮 "EEEEWWW!"🤮🤮🤢

Lilith: "you must be joking" 🤡🤡

Jackson: (Sweats 💦😰😨😟😟😰)

Lilith: "You🫵and the blue🔵kid 🧒have the same piercing💍. What are you🫵, a monster🧌 too 🤔?"

(Lilith and Claire laugh)

Jackson:🧍👁️👄👁️😳😮😱... 😑😐😑😐

Jackson: 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅

Claire and Lilith: ⁉️❓❓

Jackson: "😂That's funny!!🤡🥸 Me a monster🧌?! 🤣🤣🤣 Oh! You slay💅me!" 💀 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Lilith and Claire: ❓👁️👄👁️❓🤷🏼‍♀️❓🤷🏻‍♀️❓

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Claire: "Jackson! 😤 What's your 🧠damage🤕dude?!" 😠

Jackson: "😵‍💫😧 I am so 🙇 sorry! 😣 Oh! 😩 Man!😮 It's like...😵Um...👀 I just have this... 👀👀 Well... 🤔 I have this condition! 🤒Yeah! 😆A condition! 😷 And it's called…💡Jecklington's💡! And every so often ⏱️ I'll just... you know🧠🤕, flare up!🔥🎇 (Shakes🕺🕺🕺)" 🤥🤥🤥

Claire and Chad: 😱 👁️👄👁️

Jackson: " like for no reason! 🙅 And I mean, it gets really ❌bad❌ sometimes⏳!... 🤧🤧There's no cure🤧🤧🚫💉💊🚫🤧🤧…😞😩😭😔" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Claire and Chad: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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(music starts playing 🎵🎶🎺🎼🥁)

Jackson: "I- uh💫 I-uh... 😨😱 I feel another🕺flare🔥 up coming!" 🏃💨💨💨

🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

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🙍💛 ➕ 🎼🎶🎸🎵 ➕ ❌🎧❌ = 🧑‍🎤💙

Me praying for Operetta to come back to Monster High

Frankie admits she has a crush on both JJ💛& HH💙

Frankie’s Sweet 1600 Diary

"I feel like I'm lost in the Bermuda love triangle because I can't make up my mind whether I'm crushing on Jackson or Holt. Since they are really the same guy, am I allowed to date both of them? Jackson is so scary-sweet; he's a ghoul's dream. But Holt is electric, and I really get a charge out of him. They are totally polar opposites, so why do I like them both, and what does that say about me? Tesla's ghost it's complicated! I don't understand why guys can't be as steady and unchanging as us ghouls. :p"

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"am I allowed to date both of them?"

YES! YES YOU CAN! If you date one, you have to date the other! They are a package deal!

"what does that say about me?"

It says you are thinking of them as they are, two parts of a whole! They are the same person! You are thinking rationally! ALSO being Poly is always an option! So long as everyone involved is cool wit it! (I'm pretty sure you could call Frankie dating JJ & HH a Poly relationship, but also not?)

Just go for it Frankie! 😩😫

Part 18 Of my could Sam and Dean survive series, here are other the parts:

Light Yagami / A Quiet Place / Carrie / Psycho / The Ring / Carrie / Psycho / Alien / The Shining / Mean Girls / Hocus Pocus / Rocky Horror / Midsomer / IT / Planet of the Apes / Jurassic World / Attack on Titan / White Chicks /

Monster High X Avengers (Marvel) AU

Frankie Stein = Thor (because of the electricity/lightning)

Cleo DeNile = Tony (Iron Man)

Ghoulia Yelps = The Vision/Pepper Pots (because he used to be Iron man's AI Jarvis. And pepper because Cleo can't get by without Ghoulia)

CA Cupid = Hawkeye (Bow and arrow)

Jackson Jekyll/Holt Hyde = Bruce/Hulk OR Moon-knight (I can't decide between the two!) Maybe Mystique?

Abbey Bominable = She- Hulk (or regular Hulk depends who JJ/HH is)

Deuce = Cyclops or War machine/Happy (so he can be closer to Cleo)

Toralei Stripe = Loki (mischief, plus she and Frankie have already been siblings in Scarily ever after)

Robecca Steam = Nebula (alternatively, The Vision)

Venus McFlytrap = Groot

Rochelle = Gamora/Mantis? OR Emma Frost (because she can turn herself Diamonds)

Spectra Vondergeist = Kitty Pryde (wall phasing)

Scarah Screams = Jean Grey (or any kind reader)

Wydowna Spider = Spider-man? (Maybe too obvious)

Heath burns = The Human Torch

Manny = The Thing

Invisi Billy = The Invisible Woman

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Help me come up with Any more!

(Let me know if this has been done before!)

Excuse you...

Heath said: "Been there, done that, got the T-shirt."

I know Asexual Awareness week ended last week, but I needed to do last minute edits before I wanted to post this!

My main idea is to list what Asexuals can do! When most people think of aces they think of what we can’t do, which makes sense, the label literally means    no-sex. 

This was posted in the news paper I work with.... but there was a grammar mistake. And no one caught it because they pushed it to be printed so fast! Instead of saying “...Are part of the LGBTQIA.” It was printed as “are APART of the LGBTQIA.” Which means exactly the opposite from I meant! I didn’t even notice it till it had been in the paper for 2 days and my friend pointed it out! And goodness I was mortified! But now I just thinks its pretty funny! 

Here are the drawings on a larger scale! I hope you enjoy!

ASEXUALS....

I actually snuck in a drawing of my boyfriend and I!

My brain 24/7

There is sooooo much unused potential in this character!

So many parts they could've played in the shows and movies. Like I'm 95% sure they could've played a much bigger roll in Scaris city of frights and 100% sure they could've had a major roll in Freaky Fusion!

The fact JJ/HH were gonna be the protagonist in the original monster high live action movie (2013) proves that Mattel knew how strong of a character they are!!! 😤

*Conquest of the Planet of the Apes memes*

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