Pocketsizedgremlin - 𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜

please don’t hold me responsible for my actions i’m a brunette

i want to make someone lunch everyday and leave a cute little note with it that they can look forward to reading everyday

I have to pee come with me

the difference between me and mosquitoes is that i dont stop sucking when u hit me

Reminder...

You are allowed to be proud of yourself for doing small things. Like getting out of bed that morning, or eating three meals a day. Your achievements are amazing and you should be proud of yourself no matter how big/small they are.

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment