Love Pickles. A Little Pickle Never Killed Nobody. Unless You’re In One. Then Shit Ain’t Funny.

Braid your hair romantically and later use it as a handle to breed your drooly mouth.

You’re neat. I like you.

puts you in inventory

✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨ 🌿 You CAN do it 🌻 ✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨🌻🌿✨

I really wish I had someone to talk to.

I had earlobe reconstructive surgery today and I’m feeling really needy and babyish.🥺

That nonchalant shit isn’t for me, you better act like you can't breathe without me.

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a bitch laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy.

Chivalry is not lost on me! Please guide me around with your hand on my lower back, pull me away from the street and tuck me against your side, offer me your jacket and let me cling to your arm, open doors for me. I’ll giggle, twirl my hair and bat my eyes at you. I’m a princess at heart!