I Have To Pee Come With Me

i want to make someone lunch everyday and leave a cute little note with it that they can look forward to reading everyday

Not sorry but the fairy lights stay ON during sex

I’m like Beetlejuice, if you say good girl 3 times I’ll come too

What the actual fuck is happening in the world.

This shit is a fucking joke, man. Life is not meant to be lived this way.

Braid your hair romantically and later use it as a handle to breed your drooly mouth.

you mad at what i said or you mad cause it's true?

Daddy says. Baby does.

It’s my favorite time of the dayyyy ✨📖

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