Whether U R A Cave Goblin Or Mud Goblin Or Any Combination Of Goblinesque Traits U Must Remember That

Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast

girl ur such a vibe can i live inside ur ribcage

don’t forget to eat & drink enough so you are hydrated & nutrient-dense for the vampire who is going to be feeding on you

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

Doing a line of concrete powder would fix me

"You got vampire lore wrong in your story because real vampires do this and that" Buddy I have terrible news about all of vampires. Heartbreaking news. Worst news you're gonna hear all day.

yknow it's a real shame that romans didn't have access to australia specifically for augury reasons. i really wish i could have seen a roman augur have to deal with australian birds. like imagine trying to properly interpret an omen from a fuckin. cassowary

*shouted between axe swings* where's your whimsy?! I stay silly!! the haters are jealous of my childlike wonder!!!

Guys, I just drew a dot

be proud of me

when you see this please reblog and make my dot famous

GUYS I GAVE IT A FACE

Edit : GUYS I GAVE IT A TOP HAT

Edit : I GAVE IT ARMS AND LEGS