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I am in a huge need of $ and help, I am offering commissions in various styles, I'm 3 days away from the date I need to have my deposit by for the aprtment.

If I do not get this I will not be able to find another place and get into it, I'm lucky to have even gotten this place. I'm scared.

donations always accepted as well!

"my marriage proposal was rejected" my brother in christ you insulted her entire family

google is it too late? google can i still be saved? google will i be okay?

i was born with the compulsive need to do my own thang

i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

what if you went into a bar and the bartender was a fungus-girl and when she gave you your drink she said “you seem like a really fungi!” only some of her spores broke off in the drink and when they reached your stomach they started growing and spreading and entering your bloodstream and at last one reached your brain stem where it planted itself firmly and then your own body started acting against your will and you hiked and you climbed to a very tall place, far above all the foliage, and at last the fungi burst out of your eyes, sprouting into a thousand different intricate colors, and before long a bird girl showed up and started poking at your flesh and you realize in your last moments that this is what it’s all about, you were always meant to join the chain of life only as a single link in some monstrous fungi’s reproductive cycle—and before you can even scream the bird girl plucks your head off with her beak. and and and what if it were like a sexual thing

wise duck in my phone, show me how to abandon boundless guilt and shame