Bottling Some More Assorted Things For Patreon Last Month

they just don't put gargoyles on roofs like they used to. buildings are so swagless these days

you're too logged on man your consumption of internet porn has severed your psychospiritual connection with the beauty of the natural land. i spent 10 months in sensory deprivation exclusively cranking it to the gentle soundscape of a babbling brook and now when i hear the tap on a soda machine go off i bust so hard the gas station clerk has to call the police

you contain multitudes i contain multi dudes *5 guys emerge from my mouth and make you a really overpriced cheeseburger*

Clockwork Rapunzel

It's officially decorative gourd season! 🎃

Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

1. My humour

2. The colour of my hair

3. My friends and the people I surround myself with

4. My family

5. The books I choose to read

The feminine urge to say “have you no compassion for my poor nerves” every time something goes wrong with my life

I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

im like if there was someone who never knew what was happening or going on