i would never make a decision. what if i change my mind
I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died
i’m in a good place (my room) but i’m also not in a good place (deep physical and psychological suffering)
One of my favourites from the subreddit
looks up at you with big eyes do i really have to have money to survive or can i be a useless faggot forever
life changing experience: girl listens to song she hasn't heard in years. it brings back all the emotions she felt back then.
The relationship between a girl and the random shit on her bedside table
who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday
I only need $190
me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂
my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much
our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!