I Love The Phrase "they Get Along Like A House On Fire". It's Perfect. You And Me Have Perfect Chemistry

looks up at you with big eyes do i really have to have money to survive or can i be a useless faggot forever

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

your hands are literally instruments of god and you can put them inside of other people btw

My fav parts about the pjo show so far

- sally mf jackson (no explanation needed)

- grover casually spilling i’m 24 as they race to go to camp (like grover give him a min he still thinks his dad is jesus)

- dionysus telling percy he’s his dad?? and the way percy just resigned himself to it like yup okay that adds up what else is new

- “when the time comes he’ll be ready” cut to percy doing the floss LMAO

- “are you stalking me annabeth? yes” (girl has zero chill and i’m living for it)

- “I am sally Jackson’s son” (hell yeah percy go be the momma’s boy you are)

I only have three days left to get my deposit 😭

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm