Bite Of Winter.

The best part of Rocky Horror is how quickly Brad and Janet just roll with everything like they barely blink when Frank enters the room in his lingerie getup and Brad doesn't even object to being stripped and when he realizes it's Frank in his bed he's like ehhh well okay meanwhile Janet finally gets laid and from that moment on her only motivation is to get laid a second time. I love them

stop glamorizing “the Grind” and start glamorizing whatever this is

Art by Artem Chebokha

Hot tip: don’t fuck your breakfast

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written