I Hate When A Poem Is Good. Fuck You For Saying That For Real

i absolutely hated being in an electronics lab until the professor saw how i built my group's circuit and told another group how great it was. that it was efficient, would make collecting data easier, looked good, and that they should try something like that next time. not to brag but going from never successfully using a breadboard before to that was insane

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

In case you didn't know, I had the honor of designing Tumblr's spooky new app logo

A small reminder:

You survived 100% of your worst days so far. Hang in there! 💌

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girls with no car on grocery day

my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant person wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and they want to call it a baby it’s a baby. if they're 20 weeks and they want to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if they're 39 weeks and call it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was their baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

the craziest thing about being alive is that you have to live with other people’s interpretations of you

[DRIVING A CAR IS often scary]