Reading Old Messages Is Really Fucked Up Because You See Things And You’re Like I Would Not Fucking

Hey. Stop Scrolling.

To everyone reading this. I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. Keep going. You’re almost there.

Pass it on.

really jealous of people who can just... do things. like they dont go through the 39 stages of grief before and the 47 stages of grief after. they just do it like its some adidas commercial. like the spirit of shia laboeuf possessed them. still sounds fake to me but whatever. good for them ig

im not even kidding when i say i want to die anymore. no one cares

cant be sad when im using uquizzes to fill the void

doctors will be like. yeah. there’s something so so so so wrong with you. idk what and I don’t really care

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

heye every one.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak