Plutokin

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

i wish i had the confidence of the average man. this guy hit on me in high school by taking my phone and dming his instagram from *my* account. its been over three years and we literally never spoke after that but he just dmed me again. he doesnt even follow me anymore

This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen in the entire world. What a wonderful experience wow honestly what a privilege to be graced with this sweet perfect thing at 4:14 in the morning

Will you treat him gently with his bread soft carapace...? (...)

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

bwaaaah

tried to touch grass and broke my elbow. the world continues to be cruel

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye