your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
Listen I don’t know a lot about penicillin but this?
This is the same size syringe the Ellie used on Joel, pulled out to the same dosage. And if I were to be giving a penicillin injection, this is the more or less the amount I’d be using. Here’s the thing though.
I work with horses.
baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour
no! therapy will kill the patient! they need to vaguepost on tumblr.com to live
one of lifes evil ironies is when a kid (undiagnosed w a hereditary phys/mental health issue) goes to their parent and says “hey im experiencing (symptom of undiagnosed hereditary disorder) should we do something about that” and parent (also undiagnosed) goes “no thats normal i also experience that dont worry”
im sorry to the two real ppl who follow me here, this account was not meant to be witnessed
tumblr making it impossible to center my pfp is homophobic. why did i have to use picsart to make it work
i really want to change my pfp but its also been the same for three years and jm oddly attached
ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy