Plutokin

potion that makes you breathe

told her i thought i had a deviated septum bc of my chronic sinus infections + inability to breathe and she went "yeah, multiple doctors have pointed it out. i have one too, youre welcome"

my mother is so interesting bc i told her years ago i had rlly dry patches of skin on my hand and she went "oh yeah you have eczema, we've known since you were a baby!"

and then when i was filling out medical records last year she was like "well you never got diagnosed with eczema, eczema cream was just the only stuff that would work"

and recently it got so bad she thought it was a rash and then went "what? yeah, you got diagnosed with eczema as a baby. prescribed cream and all."

anyway. she bought me eczema cream and now its fine

Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of good luck

day ??? of broken elbow. can open doors and make my own bed now lets gooooo

day 18 with a broken elbow. wondering when i will be able to use doorknobs again

i have old yarn. should i make a sweater in colors i would actually never wear

ok i just had to block the house of dragon tag can someone remind me to unblock it when i finish watching it

"post without tags? adding tags to your posts helps people find them."

no one needs to find these posts. they will just stumble across the screens of the poor people who decided to follow this blog

necromancy is literally fine