Orgasm Denial But In The Same Way People Talk About The Moon Landing Being Faked

Look closely at the center of this image. You probably noticed the bright spot in the center, the central protostar. But did you notice the dark band in front of it? That’s the protostar’s accretion disk, created as material swirls around it. The material within this disk can sometimes clump up, forming the beginnings of planets. But the protostar will absorb many of these before they can mature. When the protostar becomes a full-fledged star, any remaining material from the disk will form stable planets, creating a whole new solar system. #NASAWebb #UnfoldTheUniverse #JWST #STScI #protostar #hourglass Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, and STScI; J. DePasquale, A. Pagan, and A. Koekemoer (STScI).

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

when people who only follow me on normie social medias are like ‘wow you’re never online you barely ever post’ im always like :) thank you :) yes I am extremely offline. without mentioning that I spend like 15 hours a day posting nonsense on a barely functional social media app that most people think shut down in 2018

bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

what a typical wednesday looks like

i hate when a poem is good. Fuck you for saying that for real

baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour

Lesbians who read Gideon the Ninth should get to take bereavement leave from work when they finish it