Im Like No Worries & Then Feel So Upset I Get Chest Pains

The best kind of neighbour

op is a necromancer apologist

hey sorry i can't come out tonight i have a thing

im a pure warrior maiden who spends her time dual cultivating!!

I made a thing instead of working

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

day 10 with broken elbow. turns out after one week of a splint + sling they take it off and just let you exist in the world all broken-like

you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

girls will see the moon everyday and be like MOON!!!?!!!?!!?!!?

‘I am so tired of my own voice’