If You’ve Ever Wondered What It’s Like To Live In The Midwest, This Is It. 

reblog this post to let vampires know you’re an ally

vampire hunters DONT FUCKING interact

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

SAY IT DONT SPRAY IT MOTHERFUCKER

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

peak human experience today. took a long ass nap on the beach

i think i might have weird guy disorder :(

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

brains are so weird because why am i upset that i stopped taking my medication. over six years of taking a pill every night and now i dont have to?? i miss the routine. its been three weeks and i still feel like im forgetting something