Me When Someone Asks Me About Paul Mccartney's Solo Career

My favorite group of cocaine fuelled, lsd licking, heroin sniffing, weirdly behaving dysfunctional alcoholics <3

I love when this happens

last week i was wearing a beatles shirt at the function and this old man came up to me and in a slightly shocked tone was like “are you a beatles fan??” and i was like “yeah!” and he was like “how did you become a beatles fan???” presumably due to the fact that i am but a youth, and i truly had no idea how to answer because the only two truthful answers were:

a) they are literally the fucking beatles, i know zero people who do not know/have not listened to any of their music

b) i saw one too many tumblr posts of people talking about wanting to impregnate paul mccartney and decided i finally had to listen to their whole discography

maxwells silver hammer rules bc you can literally feel the other beatles wanting to kill themselves emanating from the song. every hit of the drum feels like this.

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

the kicked puppy face house always does when he gets in trouble for medical malpractice is so fucking funny to me

you kidnapped a man to do surgery on him why do you look like that

paul: if we put the songs in a certain order we can weave a narrative thread

john, literally twirling his hair: haha and it's like we're lovers and in love and the songs are all about us and our love

lets make music together and let it develop into something sexual