paul: if we put the songs in a certain order we can weave a narrative thread
john, literally twirling his hair: haha and it's like we're lovers and in love and the songs are all about us and our love
House MD was crazy for having their mc be an autistic bisexual depressed disabled drug addict who canonically self harms and experienced abuse AND was in a doomed codependent toxic yaoiship with his repressed homosexual bestie
maxwells silver hammer rules bc you can literally feel the other beatles wanting to kill themselves emanating from the song. every hit of the drum feels like this.
There are 2 sides to the beatles Fandom
The "I believe John lennon experienced same sex attraction here's a long, well thought out list of interviews, photos, and quotes that led me to this conclusion."
And the "Look at that gay ass walk, what heterosexual walks like that."
you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe
everything is a beatles allegory if you are deranged enough
Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
me when someone asks me about paul mccartney's solo career
get this gay ass band out of my face
never not thinking about ‘how do you sleep’ because the concept of writing a diss track and being like *spits* fuck you. you and your chart-topping hits and your loving wife and friends and your dead mom, actually, while we’re at it, and your pretty face and your mass appeal music and that one conspiracy and your secret hidden messages to me and—