Last Week I Was Wearing A Beatles Shirt At The Function And This Old Man Came Up To Me And In A Slightly

My favorite group of cocaine fuelled, lsd licking, heroin sniffing, weirdly behaving dysfunctional alcoholics <3

best thing you can do with a repressed character is hit them with various hammers and sharp objects until they crack open to reveal beautiful sparkling homosexuality inside. geode guy

Paul McCartney is fun because if you don't know anything about him then he seems oddly flavorless for a rockstar, void of the kind of flash you see with people like Bowie or Jagger or Mercury. But the moment you start learning anything about this man, you began to unravel the reality that he might be the biggest freak of them all

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

I've started watching House MD recently for a friend and now every time I feel a twitch in my arms or legs I imagine the zoom in on my muscles failing or something and I'll fall over and maybe just maybe when I open my eyes sweet baby boy Wilson will be there waiting to tell me I'm dying

I love how when ao3 goes down the tag starts trending again.

it reminds me of when you step on an ant pile and all the ants frantically run around

How the fuck are these hideous actors being cast in biopics for the first gay boy band

me when someone asks me about paul mccartney's solo career